Santorum, and the hilarity that ensues.

Some of you may know the word Santorum. Yes, it describes a former senator froM Pennsylvania. Nope? you don't know him? He was the one that said that a right to privacy doesn't exist if your gay, and anything of a homosexual manor is sodomy, downright sodomy and can be punished under the law as such. He then went on to say that priests and such that were accused and convicted of molesting little kids, shouldn't be held to any worse regard than a regular consenting adult homosexual couple. Because, we all know touching little kids under the guise of being "holy" is ok.

Still don't remember him?

Remember Dan Savage? comedian in america


Nope, well probably not, He isn't a really great comedian, except for one HYSTERICAL thing.
You see, Dan savage wrote a sex column for a newspaper and asked his readers to write in a new definition for the word santorum. something that would befit such a "loving" and "respectful" character ans Rick. And boy did they pull through.

"that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."
Ya, that's right. He is now associated with that disgusting leftover drip effect, the same thing that dripped down and entered Dorothy Bush to create GW... Ya.

So how great does that make you feel. Knowing every night that someone, somewhere is mocking your name, because you were an asshole. I bet he cries at night knowing that, and his wife probably gets harassed everywhere she goes. Although he's that kind of republican that probably beats her to keep her pie-cooking baby making mouth shut.


So go have your self a nice tall glass of santorum.

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