tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-91548833313095495032024-02-20T15:56:37.649-05:00A day in the Life of WaldoA collection of Rants, raves, idea's, suggestions and anything else I feel like jotting down.Waldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16730472883407946161noreply@blogger.comBlogger88125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9154883331309549503.post-55512511410192142862020-02-14T13:19:00.000-05:002020-02-14T13:19:50.683-05:00Receive $15+ in free stock just for starting an account!By signing up <a href="https://act.webull.com/promotion/invitation/share.html?inviteCode=8bttGpDbBd9M"> with We Bull </a> you get a free stock valued around $3.50, and if you make ANY Deposit amount (Even $1) you get a 2nd stock valued between $12 and $100 and it is all FREE! You can withdraw your $1 right after deposit and still keep the stocks!
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Really? It says it right there! How can you not spell Xerox. Ya, it might sound like a Z, but it is RIGHT FUCKING THERE!
Sigh, dumb people. What can you do.Waldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16730472883407946161noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9154883331309549503.post-51458734345139042172011-04-26T19:08:00.000-04:002011-04-26T19:08:47.735-04:00Bruce Caswell: One of the newest republican dipshitsIn these hard economic times everyone is looking for ways to save money, especially the Republican Party. Cutting anything related to health, education, or other basic needs (While trumping up war spending and corporate/ wealthy subsidies). <br />
Yes, there is a need to be frugal, and trim the fat, but Bruce Caswell, a Republican Senator from Michigan decided to do this in a truly ridiculous way, by punishing foster children.<br />
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<B><i> Foster children in Michigan would use their state-funded clothing allowance only in thrift stores under a plan suggested by State Senator Bruce Caswell.<br />
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Caswell says he wants to make sure that state money set aside to buy clothes for foster children and kids of the working poor is actually used for that purpose.<br />
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He says they should get “gift cards” to be used only at Salvation Army, Goodwill or other thrift stores. </b></i><br />
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So now a kid with no family, who has a much lower chance of success, not only can't have their own parents, but they can't have new clothes?<br />
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While yes, there should be some caps, a $15 shirt at Target or Walmart or Jc-Penny should be ok over a $40 shirt at American Eagle, saying "You have to use hand me downs" is just a joke.<br />
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Caswell defends this by saying <b><i>“I never had anything new,” “I got all the hand-me-downs. And my dad, he did a lot of shopping at the Salvation Army</b></i><br />
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Sure, I bet Caswell never got anything new in his life, or his parents paying for him to go through college/ Helping him achieve some wonderful dreams.<br />
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This guy is almost as much of a dick as <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=santorum">Rick Santorum</a>, which at least due to some help by Dan Savage, got his name a new meaningWaldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16730472883407946161noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9154883331309549503.post-3304689800757273772011-01-30T15:40:00.000-05:002011-01-30T15:40:37.995-05:00STD CarsDrive your way to herpes in this luxurious vehicle!<br />
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Ya, Billy Fuccillo would be yelling and itnerrupting people with how huge this god damn thing grew, right out of my back garden. <br />
And to think, no fertilizer, no hormones or pesticides or nothing. Organic all the way baby!Waldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16730472883407946161noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9154883331309549503.post-85901650106961796532010-08-22T19:56:00.002-04:002010-08-22T19:56:55.643-04:00Chineese restuarant failGoing to have a fun time ordering chineese from a place that has too many digits in their phone.<br />
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Located across from the Best Western in Penn Yann NY.<br />
Chineese Food Fail.Waldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16730472883407946161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9154883331309549503.post-30192826600273865722010-06-20T10:50:00.000-04:002010-06-20T10:50:40.310-04:00Fifa cup scoring mishapWe all watched a few days ago as the UK goalie let a goal roll by him carelessly, allowing the US to tie the soccer match 1 to 1. Apparently the British can't stop a leak, or an errant ball.<br />
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But this faux pas definitely is worse, and more hysterical. Apparently no one working in the TV Industry is smart enough to realize what they are showing on the television, so when Nicaragua and Germany played a match, we ended with the following titles.<br />
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Someone probably got fired when they noticed this one. lol.<br />
Thanks to Steph for sending me the photo.<br />
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Anyways, I figured that the remainder of this week I would put up some comics and things I make about the BP Spill. This idea sparked my mind as I heard some radio shows talking about how oil companies are focusing on renewable energy and alternative energy resources.<br />
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Well apparently so is BP<br />
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2 years ago, they began to come under a lot of pressure regarding their lack of spending on any renewable resources.<br />
<img src="http://wonkroom.thinkprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bp-investments.jpg"> Sadly, that hasn't changed much. It looks as if BP will be spending more money cleaning up this disaster, than on all of it's alternative energy research in the last 5 years. Way to go BP!Waldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16730472883407946161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9154883331309549503.post-69779540814606088142010-05-26T17:54:00.003-04:002010-05-26T18:31:44.571-04:00The last 5 places you ever want to poopEverybody Poops, or so we are told by that quirky little book that instills in youth that, what you are doing is a natural, decent thing, and that other animals, just like humans poop too.<br /><br />But as humans, we have a bit of a choice. Instead of always going in one corner of the yard, or just free falling it onto freshly washed cars, we have toilets. The best thing, they are EVERYWHERE, so whenever you get the urge, you can usually find one. However, not all toilets are made the same, and below you will find the 5 worst types of places to poop.<br /><br /><br />#5 Sports arenas' /Stadiums.<br />Your watching your favorite team whoop ass on another team, drinking some beers, and all of a sudden it hits you, time to unleash hell on the porcelain god. <br /><img src="http://open.salon.com/blog/bob_eckstein/2008/08/29/files/bathroom1220024736.jpg">Now, anyone who has ever been to a large sporting event knows that the bathroom lines are ridiculously long. Not only are you waiting forever to let loose, but by the time you get there you realize the paper was gone after the 1st quarter, and the fans are drunk enough now that urine can go anywhere. Floor, seat, wall, the last few shreds of paper left. Sometimes you even catch the person pooping in the trough, since the lines for the stalls are usualyl 2x's as long.<br /><br />#4 Campground bathrooms<br />Everyone loves to camp, but not everyone is bear-enough to poop in the woods. At all of America's "Modern" Camp grounds, were you can escape the tough city or suburban hassle, and go out to the woods to enjoy your nice RV with satellite and your Wii, they have restrooms. This change of scenery often leads at least someone on the trip to get the shits, and get them bad. <br /><img src="http://www.lakewilliamscampground.net/images/bathroom-shower.JPG">The only problem is, these restrooms are usually a septic system. Having 1/3 of all feces in there being primarily filled with beer-shits, definitely doesn't help. The smell is horrible, and usually, some of the critters get in. So as your sitting on the throne you may see a giant moth chilling in the corner, reach in for some paper and find that Charlette has a web there, and then turn on the water to find that its just as brown as the toilet water due to the well water. They usually even come with showers, which never drain properly and have that moldy mildew smell. Yum! <br /><br />#3 The Catholic Church.<br />Pooping in a church has a whole myriad of problems of it own. Pooping if your catholic is; for the most part, forbidden, as Family guy pokes fun <br /><b>Peter:</b> I'm looking for some toilet training books.<br /><b>Salesman:</b> We have the popular 'everybody poops", or the less popular 'nobody poops but you'.<br /><b>Peter:</b> Well, you see, we're catholic...<br /><b>Salesman: </b>Ah, then you'll want 'you're a naughty, naughty boy, and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you'.<br /><img src="http://heavenrules.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/church1.jpg"><br />Secondly, do you really want to poop in God's house? Sure, he can watch you poop at home, but going to the church and doing it is like REALLY Asking god to watch you poo.<br /><br />#2 Port-A Potty<br />IF you have ever been to an outside venue, work construction, or pretty much anywhere else where water is not readily available, or has a large need for a lot of toilets, the Port a John is the answer.<br /><img src="http://morningbounce.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/portapotty.jpg"><br />Now, whats worse that shitting in a cramped, non flushable excessively smelly and hot box? <br />Well, Not much. Anyone who has dared to use one, even just to pee, knows that the stench almost knocks you over while standing in line, and just entering the oven requires the strongest of wills. Honestly they should only be used in EXTREME circumstances, and to pull horrible horrible pranks on people<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-43BlC625iY&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-43BlC625iY&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />Or even if it is an accident, probably the worst thing that could happen to someone.<br /><br />And Finally, the worst place you ever want to poop,<br />#1<b> The parents house of your date/fiance when you first meet them</b><br /><br />Nothing is scary for a guy than having to meet a chicks parents. You never know if the mom is really an eviler Martha Stuart, or the dad's got a shotgun in each room just waiting for you to slip up. As it is your already uptight and nervous, hoping everything that comes out of your mouth is the right thing.<br />But what about your ass?<br />Do you really want to take a shit that may possibly stink up their house? You won't be known as "My soon to be son in law" You will be known as "Captain shit pants"<br />What's even worse, What if you get stuck like the guy from Dumb and Dumber<br /><A href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-u9u_B_4OQ">Harry on the broken toilet</a><br /><br />Nothing can be more horrible than that moment there, knowing the only thing you can do is cry.Waldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16730472883407946161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9154883331309549503.post-9515247267768096072010-05-21T20:34:00.001-04:002010-05-21T20:56:52.728-04:00Chatroulette: Why It makes me feel good about my PenisChatroulette, a webcam using internet sensation started in 2009 by a 17 year old russian teen has become a web sensation. Random people are randomly connected to someone else connected to the same system with a live video and voice feed *if no voice is available, there is text*. <br />The premise of the game is modeled after Russian Roulette, and for those of you who aparently have been living in a hole, is to take a revolver, which normally carries 6 bullets each in their own chamber, removing 5, and spinning the chamber, pointing it at ones own head, and pulling the trigger. If you hit a dud spot *1/6*, you are a winner that round. You pass to your left and they either spin *in the pussy version* or keep going with the original spin. Eventually, someone blows their face off. Hooray!! It's like a human Pinata! If you play the non-pussy way, and no one spins it, you may run into the problem where the 6th guy in the group sits there, knowing out of all 6 chambers, the first 5 didn't shoot. <br />Ya, thats a downer.\<br />Another great example is explained here<a href="http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2010/05/bad-ideas-1-of-3/"> Amazing Superpowers</a> webcomic, one of the most hysterical comics EVER created. It makes mine look like shit.<br /><br />Regardless, I decided to try my hand at this game. Even though I heard htat every third image was a picture of someone stroking their shaft.<br />So myself, my roomate Mike *aka SkrAppy, AKA Batman* and my significant other Julia decided to take the risk and play. We decided early that for each penis we saw, we would all take a drink.<br /><br />Little did we know, it would end up haunting us!<br /><br />Shortly after we started we were pretty well smashed, however we did run into a few great people. A punk rocker from amsterdam, a hot chick from North Carolina, and random other individuals, either first time chatroulette players, or people who just like to see penis.<br /><a target='_blank' title='ImageShack - Image And Video Hosting' href='http://img80.imageshack.us/i/firstone.png/'><img src='http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6186/firstone.png' border='0'/></a><br /><br />Most people were a bit confused seeing us all together<br /><a target='_blank' title='ImageShack - Image And Video Hosting' href='http://img69.imageshack.us/i/nippler.png/'><img src='http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/9742/nippler.png' border='0'/></a><br /><br />Others apparently liked seeing nipples, instead of the mass amounts of penis<br /><a target='_blank' title='ImageShack - Image And Video Hosting' href='http://img696.imageshack.us/i/charlieq.png/'><img src='http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/2707/charlieq.png' border='0'/></a><br />And apparnetly, most europeans don't know who "waldo" is, and I am someone else<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />And other weird assholes think i am a pedo!!!<br /><a target='_blank' title='ImageShack - Image And Video Hosting' href='http://img132.imageshack.us/i/pedot.png/'><img src='http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/1792/pedot.png' border='0'/></a><br /><br />Honestly, why do I deserve a pedo title!!<br /><br />and when we got bored, we finally decided to jsut fuck with people. Seeing so much penis made us just want to be dicks too!<br /><a target='_blank' title='ImageShack - Image And Video Hosting' href='http://img412.imageshack.us/i/batmano.png/'><img src='http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/6379/batmano.png' border='0'/></a><br /><br /><br />So basically, we lost track of the number of dicks we saw after we got drunk *15 minutes or so??* 3 sets of tits, 1 video of people fucking, and a lot of weird assholes..<br /><br />The creepiest thing?? most the people on this site that are just sitting with their junk out, either are playing with a dwarf, or have some ugly ass looking dicks. <br />No, I did not examine all of them personally, as a general consensus from the three of us, the penis's all looked a bit fucked up. The chick was the only one who really paid any attention, and she has seen more penises than myself, and, <u>Maybe</u> SkrAppy has.<br /><br /><br />So if your in for seeing a lot of cock, or just want to waste some time, check it out. And if your penis looks worse than the ones on the site, I feel so bad for you.Waldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16730472883407946161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9154883331309549503.post-3289886314082073692010-05-12T19:43:00.004-04:002010-05-12T19:50:09.941-04:00Rush Henrietta Community Garden: An organic outreach for sustainabilityHave you ever thought about what it is your eating in that bag of chips, or that coke while your stumbling the internet? Ever thought that it really isn't just potatoes in a bag, and sugar water?<br />Your really eating a huge conglomeration of chemicals, hormones, and false hope. The bag may say "made with real potatoes" but the genetically altered chemically enhanced potatoes are as close to a real potato, as a dried out apple is. Almost all of the produce your consuming is sprayed over a few dozen times with several different pesticides, hormones and who knows what else. Yet we are worried that the 16 year old at Mcdonalds might have loogied on our burger.<br /><br />Being an environmentally conscious individual, my brother Chris decided to do something a bit different. He started the groundwork for a community garden in our own little township of Henrietta. With the help of some friends, and the internet, he now has a <a href="http://www.facebook.com/home.php?src=fftb#!/group.php?gid=295410758536&v=wall">facebook group</a> with over 60 members, all dedicated to assisting with setting up a sustainable, organic garden.<br /><a target='_blank' title='ImageShack - Image And Video Hosting' href='http://img146.imageshack.us/i/signna.jpg/'><img src='http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5695/signna.jpg' border='0'/></a><br /><br /><br /><br />No pesticides<br />No Altered veggies.<br />Just fresh, 100% hard earned deliciousness.<br /><br />In his feat he wasn't alone. <a href="http://www.highmowingseeds.com/">Highmowing Seeds</a> donated 20+ packets of seeds along with the order that was originally placed.<br /><a href="http://gromoore.com/">Gro-Moore farms</a> also helped by pretty much donating an acre of land to the cooperative farming effort. Now instead of my back yard being torn completely to shreds, we can use a private plot of land, just off of <a href="http://www.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=251+and+15,+rush+ny&sll=43.060006,-77.660361&sspn=0.011131,0.033023&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=New+York+15+%26+New+York+251,+Rush,+Monroe,+New+York+14543&ll=43.001203,-77.663738&spn=0.005571,0.016512&t=h&z=17">route 251 and 15 in Rush</a> (A big chunk of the plowed field barely south east of the landing spot). <a href="http://gromoore.com/">Gro-Moore farms</a> was even generous enough to plow the land for us, to save a large amount of work and effort.<br /><a target='_blank' title='ImageShack - Image And Video Hosting' href='http://img185.imageshack.us/i/plotn.jpg/'><img src='http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/2514/plotn.jpg' border='0'/></a><br /><br /><br /><br />With 100+ seeds starting in my downstairs living room, and countless others preparing seeds and other plants, this garden is looking to take off into a wonderful bliss of delicious organic food. Hopefully as the garden takes off, I will be able to keep up, and other communities may take after this type of garden project.<br /><a target='_blank' href='http://img22.imageshack.us/i/seedsg.jpg/'><img src='http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/6223/seedsg.th.jpg' border='0'/></a><br /><br /><br /><br />A healthy life, is a life where everyone wins.Waldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16730472883407946161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9154883331309549503.post-70194010177767570672010-04-21T21:11:00.005-04:002010-04-21T21:15:10.950-04:00Hairy Italian Sausages (aka hairy weiners)I know what your all thinking, "Omg, that guy has turned his blog into a porn site!"<br /><br />Yes, I know this may disappoint those who googled "hairy Weiners", that was not in fact my intention. This is all about an odd apparently Russian craze that I figured I had to do, Not just because some Ruskies said it was cool, but what kind of <a href="http://www.venganza.org">Pastafarian</a> would I be if I didn't check out something created by our noodly master! Now, as a few blogs shared, the Russians developed this as a way to get kids to eat hotdogs and spaghetti. I'm not sure, but don't all kids basically eat hot dogs and spaghetti? Rarely do I ever meat a kid who doesn't eat hot dogs. Hell, Eating hot dogs and a box of mac n cheese is basically every kids upbringing (that is besides fast food and other tv dinners).<br /><br />So I put it to the test. Since I don't really like hot dogs, I went with the next best thing. Italian Sausage, the spicy variety. I gathered up a bunch of spaghetti strands, broke them all in half, and began piercing the sausage through and through, using roughly 20 strands in total. The result? Basically some porcupine looking weiners.<br /><img src="http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/3724/hairyweiner1.jpg"><br /><br />Beautiful right?<br />Now, none of the websites I saw had instructions, much less instructions in English, so I figured what the hell. Just toss it in, and cook till the meat has temped, and the spaghetti is done.<br />So I cooked for probably 15-20 minutes boiling, and the meat, ohh ya, that was done. The spaghetti was why it was in there so long.<br /><br />Pulled out *ya, I hope that gets a fun google tag* and TaDa! I had my own hairy italian sausages!<br /><img src="http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/9682/hairyweiner2.jpg"><br /><br />They came out a tad bit dry (the sausage) but overall was pretty good. I garnished with a vegetable Alfredo mix, and tada! Delicious!<br /><br />So have yourself a taste of my hairy weiner. You can use hot dogs, or italian sausages.Waldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16730472883407946161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9154883331309549503.post-19725506072891751682010-04-15T19:51:00.000-04:002010-04-15T19:51:58.656-04:00Red states vs blue states vs taxesSo we tend to get this common type of stereotype that Conservative red states don't like taxes, While blue states seem not to mind as much. Blue states want things that the taxes fund, red states are pissed that they have to pay taxes.<br />
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So lets break things down here a little bit.<br />
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And yes, all of the swing states voted blue *poor new Mexico, why did you have to shame us so*<br />
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Of the 32 states that gave more than they recieved, 31 voted Democrat this election. Thats 96%!!!<br />
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So does anyone see an odd characteristic here? Wait what! States that want to have programs that help people, PAY MORE THAN THEY RECEIVE!! And states that want less intervention basically suckle off of the other states?<br />
Only 1 state that voted for McCain actually pays more than it receives in funding, and that is Texas, at a 94 cents to the dollar difference. REALLY!<br />
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And if you look at it, The blue states that do receive more than they pay, with the exception of Maine, tend to be in the south.<br />
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I Think before we raise taxes at all on a federal level, it would be more appropriate to evenly distribute the wealth fairly, so you get what you pay for. The conservatives largest argument is "WHY SHOULD I PAY FOR SOMEONE ELSE NOT TO WORK"<br />
Well, Why the hell should all of the blue states have to pay for the red states?<br />
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It just completely baffles me. Doesn't it baffle you?<br />
Thank God these conservative states know what they are talking about, and our crazy northern liberal Ideas are going to destroy our economy, kill the elderly, and cause young teens to get pregnant!<br />
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Thats why Animal Cruelty is such a bad thingWaldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16730472883407946161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9154883331309549503.post-80898288418642180112009-12-01T21:13:00.001-05:002009-12-01T21:15:11.819-05:00Flying FucksDid some Turkey Day ice skating in Conneticut over the break. Pretty interesting since I am too tall lanky and gangly to really ice skate. Two things made it awesome.<br />
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<b>1)</b>Little kids all decked out in hockey gear that cried every time they fell (Can't wait to watch them get checked into the glass by the fat 5 year old)<br />
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<b>2</b>And the fact that the sign on the glass truly represented what open skate is at a rink.<br />
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Flying fucks<br />
You know, those people that have NO CLUE that they are ice skating with 40 other people, so they ignore the cones, the "We skate in a counter clockwise fashion" and pretty much everyone else. So while your going straight, they are turning into you arms flopping about as if they are having a wonderous orgasm on ice.<br />
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Bastards.Waldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16730472883407946161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9154883331309549503.post-49377728928643309162009-08-07T18:41:00.001-04:002009-08-07T18:43:53.511-04:00The art of the fartEverybody farts, it's a fact of life. Except girls, they release rainbows. But farting, or as it is properly refereed to "Flatulence" can lead to an embarrassing situation. After several years of passing gas I have developed a technique that will allow you to leave the uncomfortable bloated realm of holding it in behind, while leaving your pant's dry, and your co-workers and family with out a clue.<br /><br /><b>Step one</b> <i>Fart Testing</i><br />Yes, fart testing. Through out the day you should test your farts. First thing in the morning, right before you get out of your car, and then after any food you consume. By releasing a fart at these times you can test for smell, sound and solidity. (Leaving a wet spot in your trousers is never a good thing) As long as you perform periodic test farts, and they pass the muster, you should be able to let out those silent non-smelly farts whenever you must, with out raising suspicion.<br /><br /><br /><b>Step Two</b> <i>Noise Concealment</i><br />So you have tested your farts and they don't smell, they aren't wet, but they make a little noise. This can be easily taken care of. Don't let pressure build to a point where you may crap yourself, but when you feel one coming, you know will be noisy from your fart test earlier, Drop a large book, Cough, Sneeze or Slam a door. Even pinching a co-worker will work. Not only will they let out a noise to cover it up, but they will be so distracted they won't notice your fart. When was the last time you heard "HEY! You pinched m... did you just fart?"<br /><br /><br /><b>Step three</b> <i>Smell Concealment</i><br />There are several levels of smelly farts. Some you get a quick whiff of something unpleasant. Others linger with that eggy smell for several minutes, and yet others. well.. you should really see a doctor instead of reading an article online if you are having those farts.<br />There are many ways to cover/eliminate the smell of a wretched anus that are simple and cheap. A good idea is to fart when there is something cooking/near a cafeteria. If someone comments you can chime in "Ya, the food probably won't be too good today" Patchouli oil can work wonders also, not only will it cover the smell, but most people will try to stay away from you for the scent of that alone, making the fart almost impossible to tell. And lastly, Blaming. While the dog can be a great thing to blame, the dog usually isn't in your office with your boss and a co-worker. If you make the move before the smell hits anyone, your pretty set. <br />In a group of 3+ attempt to let out farts when individuals sit down, stand up, bend or lean. Then immediately look and go "ohh man, you really shouldn't have done that out here" However be aware. If you are often the one heard saying things like that, people may catch on.<br /><br /><br /><b>The Final Solution</b> <i>Leaving the scene</i><br />Sometimes a fart either will not be able to be held in, or is so horrible there is nothing you can do but put on a mask and pray. To eliminate the possibility of losing a job, you can always use one of these escape methods.<br />Excuse yourself to the bathroom- While better than farting on someone, they will probably get the hint that something is afoul<br />Exclaim "Is that the icecream man?" and start running- While this may not work in a high rise, it may get you out of a sticky (literally) situation.<br />Letting it out- Although this isn't recommended for anyone that wants to keep their job, there is sometimes that guilty pleasure of watching a dozen people gag and nearly vomit to something that came out of you (that is unless you have truly ugly children)<br /><br />So there you have it. The art of farting. Use it wisely, and just in case, always carry an extra change of knickers.<br /><br />~Waldo~Waldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16730472883407946161noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9154883331309549503.post-64661389794549748232009-07-12T11:55:00.002-04:002009-07-12T11:57:17.132-04:00Newspaper FailAbout 4 years ago I was unable to continue to afford the local newspaper, the Democrat and Chronicle. Didn't matter much since I received 5x's more news, better updated, and with crazy awesome color pictures online free. Well after a 5 hour wait at Midas to have them fix a one hour long problem, I actually read a newspaper kicking around the office. <br />
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Leave it to a journalism major to forget the difference between hurricanes, and tornado's. Fail.<br />
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I am used to watching the USA Today have tons of spelling and grammatical errors online, never the Democrat and Chronicle. No wonder I was able to be a writer for the D&C back when I was 17. They will hire anyone!Waldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16730472883407946161noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9154883331309549503.post-21083351290771740622009-06-03T20:41:00.000-04:002009-06-03T20:41:34.792-04:00Funny captchas round 2!So a good deal of people seemed to like my first funny captcha post about <a href="http://lifeofwaldo.blogspot.com/2009/02/funny-captcha.html">Ceasars erection </a><br />
Yes, that was a pretty hysterical captcha. But I found another Funny Captcha the other day while trying to help my brother get a job babysitting on craigslist. Now, it's not as clever as the first one, But honestly WTF?<br />
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I find the weirdest captchas, "are urethra" What in the hell is that supposed to be talking about? You would think that before they publish the captcha dictionaries, they filter out a handful of words that might turn out inappropriate. I am surprised I haven't gotten "puppy boner" or "Touch breasts" yet.Waldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16730472883407946161noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9154883331309549503.post-68933152898750897152009-05-25T08:46:00.005-04:002009-05-25T08:57:20.910-04:00The republican party, not big enough for everyoneA few weeks ago I had the pleasure of attending the Rochester Lilac Festival, a yearly tradition that has tons of great vendors, occasional good music, and of course, lilacs. Well this year was no different, and with a few beers in a red cup I wandered the pouring rain with some friends and saw what the shops and vendors had to offer. You could buy anything from Artichoke French, to Wax Hands, or even Lawn ornaments made of recycled garbage. Some pretty cool stuff. And as always there are other booths that don't sell an actual product or service, but an Idea. Radio stations, the "Recycle or you kill the planet" van, and the "Hey, come shoot people in a foreign land and get paid to go to college!"<br /><br />One tent however really caught my eye.<br /><img src="http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/4984/gopq.jpg"><br /><br />Yes, apparently to be a member of the republican party you now have to be a midget! Sure, you might be white. SURE you might have a lot of money. You have a strange fear of gays, blacks, and anyone different from you. You believe in lowering taxes, for the rich, and the poor. Cutting those communistic things like Healthcare, and Education. And now, you have to be under 5 feet tall.<br /><br />What group of people has the GOP NOT alienated?<br /><img src="http://www.pbhsclassof62.com/images/midget.jpg"> <br />If only he had a nascar shirt on.Waldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16730472883407946161noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9154883331309549503.post-10216522889168888172009-05-09T12:22:00.000-04:002009-05-09T12:22:05.190-04:00Things NOT covered by health insuranceeveryone that has health insurance knows there are tons of things that aren't covered. Each health insurance plan will offer different things that it does or doesn't cover, and at what percentage they may cover it. Well, occasionally you have individuals who don't find what they are looking for in the booklets, try to purchase a treatment, and then get pissed that they don't have it covered.<br />
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Sometimes, these idiots take stupid to a high and new level.<br />
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Yes, apparently people have attempted to purchase illegal drugs, and illegal operations using their health insurance. I can just imagine the conversation.<br />
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"yo, can I get a rock"<br />
"ya man, it'll be fiddy"<br />
"heres by blue cross blue shield card"<br />
"what you frontin!?"<br />
"yo dawg, its part of my insurance"<br />
"man, get your punk ass outta here"<br />
"Damn, you think the back alley abortion dude will accept this?"<br />
"you be illin!!!"<br />
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I at least assume that's how drug dealers talk due to moviesWaldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16730472883407946161noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9154883331309549503.post-10952742558235000582009-05-07T09:48:00.000-04:002009-05-07T09:48:07.172-04:00my 5 easy tips on staying thin.Every day I see commercial after commercial for the miracle on how to lose weight. Every third banner ad is on how to lose that flabby weight that you put on because your lazy and immobile. Every other radio commercial is about losing weight fast with this medical dietary breakthrough!<br />
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And now, for only $9.99 a meal, you can get this cardboard flavored ass cake that will make you thin (Probably because you will throw up after eating it, Bulimia in a disguise)<br />
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But it's really not hard to stay thin and following my <b>Five easy tips on staying thin</b> You too will probably shed a few pounds *Or at least not gain much more*<br />
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<b>Tip #1</b><br />
Have you ever heard of healthy steps? Each day that I go to a store I park the FARTHEST away that I can from the store entrance. As a friend put it "You know that car parked way the fuck out in the middle of no where, and you wonder who the fuck parked there? Ya, that's me"<br />
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Now wait, Isn't parking there going to waste so much more time because your walking?! Well, possibly. You can either spend 3 minutes driving around in circles, waiting for someone to leave a spot that's closer, or you can park far out, and get that much needed exercise.<br />
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"But won't I be walking in the store?"<br />
Listen, if you have a problem with walking, than go back home with some icecream and stop reading. If your too lazy to walk, then you obviously don't care that your getting fat.<br />
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<b>Tip #2</b> Take the stairs<br />
We have all gone into a building and we immediately rush to the elevator to go up 1-2 stories Really? That lazy? Its 1-2 stairs? Your going to pay to go to a gym and walk up a stair climber, yet you won't walk up stairs regularly? <br />
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Just say no to elevators, and walk up the stairs! Obviously if its 104 stories, maybe walk up 5-10 then take the elevator.<br />
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<b>Tip #3</b> Stop eating fast food<br />
"But Waldo, I want to be able to eat McDonalds and Starbucks every single day! I can't function with out my $4 mocha latte iced caffeine coffee or my Quarter pounder and grease!"<br />
On every weird occasion it is ok to stop and eat fast food. Your on a long drive somewhere and starving, need to get a quick bite. Sure. But every day before work why do you need to get a sugar pumped caffeinated beverage? Or 4 McDonalds croissants. Ya, you say your going to get the healthy orange salad, but no, you get hash browns, a whopper, and an extra large coke, wait no, DIET coke *since it's really going to help*. Grow up, your not a little kid looking for his happy meal. This is probably one of the most important of my <b>Five tips on staying thin</b> If you can't cook for yourself, its either time to learn, or get a wife.<br />
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<b>Tip #4</b>Cook for yourself.<br />
Yes, this is a part of tip #3, but you can do it, cook for yourself. And I don't mean to do it like <a href="http://xkcd.com/">http://xkcd.com/</a> writer would<br />
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I mean cook healthy foods. Vegetables! Its so easy to make a tasty stir fry with some leftover rice, and fresh or frozen vegetables. Just toss them all in a hot pan with a little bit of oil, add a dash of soy sauce, some garlic, and crack an egg in there. TADA! Eat fresh vegetables. And no, Not coated in an ounce of ranch dressing, Plain!. Make a cucumber salad. Its basically cucumber, onion, some diced tomato, and Italian dressing. TASTY!<br />
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<b>Tip #5</b>Mow your own lawn<br />
The final tip of my <b>five tips to stay thin</b> works for anyone that has their own house. Mow your own lawn. And not on a riding lawn mower either. Get out there and push! Not only will you build some muscles and sweat a little, but you will feel a great sense of accomplishment as your lawn looks nice, and you chopped a pesky mole into 5000 pieces and sprayed it into your neighbors pool. Stop paying some company hundreds a year to mow it for you. If your going to pay anyone, find the fattest little kid on your street and pay him. At least one of you won't be a giant at the end.<br />
"But waldo, by the time I get home from work, its beginning to get dark, I have to cook myself dinner, I'm tired!" What, would you rather do it in the REALLY HOT SUN or when its cooling for night? Take of your a shirt *Especially if your a hot chick* and cool off a bit.<br />
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Not only are you NOT spending money to buy diet pills, go to a gym, or eat disgusting tasting low fat food, but you are actually SAVING money! You might think that dollar menu is saving you, but when you buy eight items at a time your spending far more. I feed 3 people a chicken dinner for $9-10, with leftovers!<br />
You won't drop 50 pounds or lose weight at an amazing pace, but you sure as hell won't be gaining any if you follow these steps. It's simple, and takes little to no time. STOP BEING A LAZY FUCKWaldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16730472883407946161noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9154883331309549503.post-31328745035111633512009-04-29T17:28:00.003-04:002009-04-29T17:32:28.264-04:00I made Ninety Eight Dollars off of Cash CrateAs several folks know I started doing <a href="http://cashcrate.com/1101677">Cash Crate</a> As a way to make extra money on my lunch breaks at work and at home during commercials. Well my 2nd month of doing it has paid off even more netting me $98 Big ones, All for around 9 hours of work, during time I would otherwise be totally bored!<br />
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<i>But aren't all of those sites scams?</i><br />
That's what I thought and was cautious at first. Turns out all you do for this program is take surveys for companies like Nike, Mcdonalds, Pepsi, Coke, and more!<br />
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It's that simple?<br />
Yep! All you do are surveys worth anywhere from 25cents to $2, and they credit either instantly, or within a few hours! I only use the program when I am bored during commercial breaks.<br />
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Nothing better than earning <b>Free money</b> online. The Best GPT site Around!Waldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16730472883407946161noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9154883331309549503.post-3930490619574637572009-04-27T10:43:00.000-04:002009-04-27T10:43:28.975-04:00Hot Dog Day 2009Alas, Hot Dog Day 2009, the annual festival held between Alfred State College and Alfred University occurred with fantastic results this last weekend. Hot dogs and alcohol flooded the streets as numerous events, parties, and a parade took place.<br />
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Each year Mu Theta and Psi Sigma Psi team up right outside of Alex's College Spot and cook weiners to our content. We haev always prided ourselves in our awesome weiner handling capabilities, and the fact that we produce probably 1/2-3/4 of all of the weiners sold on Hot Dog Day. This year was no different. Before the tickets went on sale our booth had 100+ dogs cooked and buns all set to go. We sold out of them within a half an hour, even though we had a constant stream of weiners coming off the grill. Our well coordinated efforts allowed us to ensure EVERY Patron could put a weiner in their mouth, with out much of a wait. <br />
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This year, We even made the <a href="http://www.eveningtribune.com/lifestyle/celebrations/x297239466/Perfect-weather-and-plenty-of-dogs-to-go-around">Evening Tribune</a><br />
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<i>But the history of the event was not lost on the Greek organizations that sold hot dogs to the masses on Main Street, along with various other foods, arts and crafts vendors.<br />
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“We cooked over 2,000 for sure. We had to go get more,” said Maria Terrigimo, a member of Psi Sigma Psi who helped man the grills. “It’s just great to be out here with friends.”<br />
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“We’ve been out here since 9 a.m.,” said Mu Theta member Mike Nuttle, adding the only thing getting him down “not so much, but it’s the heat.”</i><br />
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And of course, the fun didn't stop at the Hot Dog booth. All of us descended upon the bars and numerous house parties to have a fantastic evening full of drunken debauchery. Beer Pong, assorted hookups, and pitcher after pitcher of ice cold fantasticness.<br />
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So if you ever have the opportunity to attend a hot dog day, be sure to swing by the Mu Theta and Psi Sigma Psi Weiner Tent, and let us put our meat, in your mouthWaldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16730472883407946161noreply@blogger.com0Alfred, NY, USA42.263268 -77.78611242.247387999999994 -77.815294500000007 42.279148 -77.7569295tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9154883331309549503.post-2356217807568094802009-04-21T18:29:00.000-04:002009-04-21T18:29:11.758-04:00So you want to marry your friends.Early in my college career, fall 2005 as it would be, I began to realize that my faith as a <a href="http://lifeofwaldo.blogspot.com/2009/03/flying-spaghetti-monster.html">Pastafarian</a> could lead to some trouble down the road. If/When I choose to get married, how would I accommodate my pirate regalia, Barrels of Rum, and several lines of "ARG MATEY!" before I go and "plunder the booty" of the honey moon.<br />
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Well I did some research and found a way that I myself could become an ordained minister. Now, while I could not marry myself, I would be able to perform legal marriages in the state of New York *As well as several other states/counties/countries.*<br />
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Seeing as I am always one to go against the main stream religion, I grabbed my mouse and clicked away to the <a href="http://www.themonastery.org/">http://www.themonastery.org/</a> where I found I could become legally ordained 100% FREE! I just had to make sure I abide by all applicable governing laws, as well as these following rules.<br />
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<i>The Universal Life Church | ULC is the only denomination in the world that opens its doors to all, and welcomes all who ask to Become an Ordained Minister. We are non-denominational. We support a full spectrum interfaith ministry. Over 20 million ministers have been ordained online throughout the world. We make no religious hurdles, no hoops to jump through, no tests of loyalty, no rings to kiss and no fees to pay. The Universal Life Church represents freedom, and to have freedom you can not make demands upon individuals. In the Universal Life Church Monastery everyone is equal - the same level of greatness is enjoyed by all. We will be your personal minister/consulate and advisor, with your consent at no charge to you. We ordain all who ask and welcome you to the Universal Life Church Monastery Ministries.</i><br />
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So basically, as long as I didn't discriminate against individuals for their beliefs, i was pretty much set! FABULOUS, since that is one of my main reasons for disliking organized religion. I signed up to receive my ordination certificate and it came a short time later.<br />
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Although I from time to time would mention my ordination, or would write letters as "Reverend Patrick Bernard Whelehan III" it went long unused, and ended up in the back of a folder in a closet. That is until my Fraternity brother and good friend "Petey Pop" was in need.<br />
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A little over a year ago, he managed to impregnate his girlfriend, and they were recently blessed with a little poop machine to call their own. Everything was going great for them, and they were working on becoming married in the future when everything with school, jobs, and having the baby began to settle down. Sadly the county of Allegheny in NY happens to have some pretty out their rules regarding children. It seems that if you excrete a baby out of wedlock, the Father is required by the state to pay child support. Thats cool right? <br />
Well in Pete's case it most certainly wasn't. He and his Girlfriend had been living together for over a year, shared expenses, and when the baby came Pete was there to support. However Allegheny county didn't see it that way. If his support wasn't funneled through their hands *And $50+ removed each transaction for their "fees"* He was doing it wrong. Apparently wrong to the sum of several thousand dollars.<br />
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Pete was left with 2 options. Pay up all the money at once, or go to jail. Thats where I came in. Just a week or 2 ago they came to my house early in the morning to get married. It was a quick quaint service, with half sleeping witness's, but everyone was there and it was still a joyous occasion. Even the poop machine *who managed not to poop* was enjoying the wedding. <br />
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Earlier this week I got the call that the wedding was a success, they had the marriage certificate, and were happily set. Although they will do a more formal event in the future for the families and friends, this quick yet legal ceremony allowed them to keep living life, and to raise their beautiful child.<br />
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If you are interested in becoming ordained, I encourage you to check it out, and see what hoops you may have to jump through in your state or county. It is a great feeling to know you have made a couple happy.Waldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16730472883407946161noreply@blogger.com0Henrietta, New York, USA43.0616393 -77.630701842.998929800000006 -77.7474313 43.1243488 -77.513972299999992