Did some Turkey Day ice skating in Conneticut over the break. Pretty interesting since I am too tall lanky and gangly to really ice skate. Two things made it awesome.
1)Little kids all decked out in hockey gear that cried every time they fell (Can't wait to watch them get checked into the glass by the fat 5 year old)
2And the fact that the sign on the glass truly represented what open skate is at a rink.
Flying fucks
You know, those people that have NO CLUE that they are ice skating with 40 other people, so they ignore the cones, the "We skate in a counter clockwise fashion" and pretty much everyone else. So while your going straight, they are turning into you arms flopping about as if they are having a wonderous orgasm on ice.
Bastards.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Flying Fucks
Friday, August 7, 2009
The art of the fart
Everybody farts, it's a fact of life. Except girls, they release rainbows. But farting, or as it is properly refereed to "Flatulence" can lead to an embarrassing situation. After several years of passing gas I have developed a technique that will allow you to leave the uncomfortable bloated realm of holding it in behind, while leaving your pant's dry, and your co-workers and family with out a clue.
Step one Fart Testing
Yes, fart testing. Through out the day you should test your farts. First thing in the morning, right before you get out of your car, and then after any food you consume. By releasing a fart at these times you can test for smell, sound and solidity. (Leaving a wet spot in your trousers is never a good thing) As long as you perform periodic test farts, and they pass the muster, you should be able to let out those silent non-smelly farts whenever you must, with out raising suspicion.
Step Two Noise Concealment
So you have tested your farts and they don't smell, they aren't wet, but they make a little noise. This can be easily taken care of. Don't let pressure build to a point where you may crap yourself, but when you feel one coming, you know will be noisy from your fart test earlier, Drop a large book, Cough, Sneeze or Slam a door. Even pinching a co-worker will work. Not only will they let out a noise to cover it up, but they will be so distracted they won't notice your fart. When was the last time you heard "HEY! You pinched m... did you just fart?"
Step three Smell Concealment
There are several levels of smelly farts. Some you get a quick whiff of something unpleasant. Others linger with that eggy smell for several minutes, and yet others. well.. you should really see a doctor instead of reading an article online if you are having those farts.
There are many ways to cover/eliminate the smell of a wretched anus that are simple and cheap. A good idea is to fart when there is something cooking/near a cafeteria. If someone comments you can chime in "Ya, the food probably won't be too good today" Patchouli oil can work wonders also, not only will it cover the smell, but most people will try to stay away from you for the scent of that alone, making the fart almost impossible to tell. And lastly, Blaming. While the dog can be a great thing to blame, the dog usually isn't in your office with your boss and a co-worker. If you make the move before the smell hits anyone, your pretty set.
In a group of 3+ attempt to let out farts when individuals sit down, stand up, bend or lean. Then immediately look and go "ohh man, you really shouldn't have done that out here" However be aware. If you are often the one heard saying things like that, people may catch on.
The Final Solution Leaving the scene
Sometimes a fart either will not be able to be held in, or is so horrible there is nothing you can do but put on a mask and pray. To eliminate the possibility of losing a job, you can always use one of these escape methods.
Excuse yourself to the bathroom- While better than farting on someone, they will probably get the hint that something is afoul
Exclaim "Is that the icecream man?" and start running- While this may not work in a high rise, it may get you out of a sticky (literally) situation.
Letting it out- Although this isn't recommended for anyone that wants to keep their job, there is sometimes that guilty pleasure of watching a dozen people gag and nearly vomit to something that came out of you (that is unless you have truly ugly children)
So there you have it. The art of farting. Use it wisely, and just in case, always carry an extra change of knickers.
~Waldo~
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Newspaper Fail
About 4 years ago I was unable to continue to afford the local newspaper, the Democrat and Chronicle. Didn't matter much since I received 5x's more news, better updated, and with crazy awesome color pictures online free. Well after a 5 hour wait at Midas to have them fix a one hour long problem, I actually read a newspaper kicking around the office.
Leave it to a journalism major to forget the difference between hurricanes, and tornado's. Fail.
I am used to watching the USA Today have tons of spelling and grammatical errors online, never the Democrat and Chronicle. No wonder I was able to be a writer for the D&C back when I was 17. They will hire anyone!
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Funny captchas round 2!
So a good deal of people seemed to like my first funny captcha post about Ceasars erection
Yes, that was a pretty hysterical captcha. But I found another Funny Captcha the other day while trying to help my brother get a job babysitting on craigslist. Now, it's not as clever as the first one, But honestly WTF?
I find the weirdest captchas, "are urethra" What in the hell is that supposed to be talking about? You would think that before they publish the captcha dictionaries, they filter out a handful of words that might turn out inappropriate. I am surprised I haven't gotten "puppy boner" or "Touch breasts" yet.
Monday, May 25, 2009
The republican party, not big enough for everyone
A few weeks ago I had the pleasure of attending the Rochester Lilac Festival, a yearly tradition that has tons of great vendors, occasional good music, and of course, lilacs. Well this year was no different, and with a few beers in a red cup I wandered the pouring rain with some friends and saw what the shops and vendors had to offer. You could buy anything from Artichoke French, to Wax Hands, or even Lawn ornaments made of recycled garbage. Some pretty cool stuff. And as always there are other booths that don't sell an actual product or service, but an Idea. Radio stations, the "Recycle or you kill the planet" van, and the "Hey, come shoot people in a foreign land and get paid to go to college!"
One tent however really caught my eye.
Yes, apparently to be a member of the republican party you now have to be a midget! Sure, you might be white. SURE you might have a lot of money. You have a strange fear of gays, blacks, and anyone different from you. You believe in lowering taxes, for the rich, and the poor. Cutting those communistic things like Healthcare, and Education. And now, you have to be under 5 feet tall.
What group of people has the GOP NOT alienated?
If only he had a nascar shirt on.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Things NOT covered by health insurance
everyone that has health insurance knows there are tons of things that aren't covered. Each health insurance plan will offer different things that it does or doesn't cover, and at what percentage they may cover it. Well, occasionally you have individuals who don't find what they are looking for in the booklets, try to purchase a treatment, and then get pissed that they don't have it covered.
Sometimes, these idiots take stupid to a high and new level.
Yes, apparently people have attempted to purchase illegal drugs, and illegal operations using their health insurance. I can just imagine the conversation.
"yo, can I get a rock"
"ya man, it'll be fiddy"
"heres by blue cross blue shield card"
"what you frontin!?"
"yo dawg, its part of my insurance"
"man, get your punk ass outta here"
"Damn, you think the back alley abortion dude will accept this?"
"you be illin!!!"
I at least assume that's how drug dealers talk due to movies
Thursday, May 7, 2009
my 5 easy tips on staying thin.
Every day I see commercial after commercial for the miracle on how to lose weight. Every third banner ad is on how to lose that flabby weight that you put on because your lazy and immobile. Every other radio commercial is about losing weight fast with this medical dietary breakthrough!
And now, for only $9.99 a meal, you can get this cardboard flavored ass cake that will make you thin (Probably because you will throw up after eating it, Bulimia in a disguise)
But it's really not hard to stay thin and following my Five easy tips on staying thin You too will probably shed a few pounds *Or at least not gain much more*
Tip #1
Have you ever heard of healthy steps? Each day that I go to a store I park the FARTHEST away that I can from the store entrance. As a friend put it "You know that car parked way the fuck out in the middle of no where, and you wonder who the fuck parked there? Ya, that's me"
Now wait, Isn't parking there going to waste so much more time because your walking?! Well, possibly. You can either spend 3 minutes driving around in circles, waiting for someone to leave a spot that's closer, or you can park far out, and get that much needed exercise.
"But won't I be walking in the store?"
Listen, if you have a problem with walking, than go back home with some icecream and stop reading. If your too lazy to walk, then you obviously don't care that your getting fat.
Tip #2 Take the stairs
We have all gone into a building and we immediately rush to the elevator to go up 1-2 stories Really? That lazy? Its 1-2 stairs? Your going to pay to go to a gym and walk up a stair climber, yet you won't walk up stairs regularly?
Just say no to elevators, and walk up the stairs! Obviously if its 104 stories, maybe walk up 5-10 then take the elevator.
Tip #3 Stop eating fast food
"But Waldo, I want to be able to eat McDonalds and Starbucks every single day! I can't function with out my $4 mocha latte iced caffeine coffee or my Quarter pounder and grease!"
On every weird occasion it is ok to stop and eat fast food. Your on a long drive somewhere and starving, need to get a quick bite. Sure. But every day before work why do you need to get a sugar pumped caffeinated beverage? Or 4 McDonalds croissants. Ya, you say your going to get the healthy orange salad, but no, you get hash browns, a whopper, and an extra large coke, wait no, DIET coke *since it's really going to help*. Grow up, your not a little kid looking for his happy meal. This is probably one of the most important of my Five tips on staying thin If you can't cook for yourself, its either time to learn, or get a wife.
Tip #4Cook for yourself.
Yes, this is a part of tip #3, but you can do it, cook for yourself. And I don't mean to do it like http://xkcd.com/ writer would
I mean cook healthy foods. Vegetables! Its so easy to make a tasty stir fry with some leftover rice, and fresh or frozen vegetables. Just toss them all in a hot pan with a little bit of oil, add a dash of soy sauce, some garlic, and crack an egg in there. TADA! Eat fresh vegetables. And no, Not coated in an ounce of ranch dressing, Plain!. Make a cucumber salad. Its basically cucumber, onion, some diced tomato, and Italian dressing. TASTY!
Tip #5Mow your own lawn
The final tip of my five tips to stay thin works for anyone that has their own house. Mow your own lawn. And not on a riding lawn mower either. Get out there and push! Not only will you build some muscles and sweat a little, but you will feel a great sense of accomplishment as your lawn looks nice, and you chopped a pesky mole into 5000 pieces and sprayed it into your neighbors pool. Stop paying some company hundreds a year to mow it for you. If your going to pay anyone, find the fattest little kid on your street and pay him. At least one of you won't be a giant at the end.
"But waldo, by the time I get home from work, its beginning to get dark, I have to cook myself dinner, I'm tired!" What, would you rather do it in the REALLY HOT SUN or when its cooling for night? Take of your a shirt *Especially if your a hot chick* and cool off a bit.
Not only are you NOT spending money to buy diet pills, go to a gym, or eat disgusting tasting low fat food, but you are actually SAVING money! You might think that dollar menu is saving you, but when you buy eight items at a time your spending far more. I feed 3 people a chicken dinner for $9-10, with leftovers!
You won't drop 50 pounds or lose weight at an amazing pace, but you sure as hell won't be gaining any if you follow these steps. It's simple, and takes little to no time. STOP BEING A LAZY FUCK
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
I made Ninety Eight Dollars off of Cash Crate
As several folks know I started doing Cash Crate As a way to make extra money on my lunch breaks at work and at home during commercials. Well my 2nd month of doing it has paid off even more netting me $98 Big ones, All for around 9 hours of work, during time I would otherwise be totally bored!
But aren't all of those sites scams?
That's what I thought and was cautious at first. Turns out all you do for this program is take surveys for companies like Nike, Mcdonalds, Pepsi, Coke, and more!
It's that simple?
Yep! All you do are surveys worth anywhere from 25cents to $2, and they credit either instantly, or within a few hours! I only use the program when I am bored during commercial breaks.
It's fast, it's simple and it's 100% Free!!!!
Yep, that's right, you never enter a credit card, you never have to buy anything, or make any telemarketing calls! All you do are free sample offers and get paid!
I never knew that making money online could be so simple and fun!
Better yet, you get $1 straight up, just for signing up and filling out your info!
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Monday, April 27, 2009
Hot Dog Day 2009
Alas, Hot Dog Day 2009, the annual festival held between Alfred State College and Alfred University occurred with fantastic results this last weekend. Hot dogs and alcohol flooded the streets as numerous events, parties, and a parade took place.
Each year Mu Theta and Psi Sigma Psi team up right outside of Alex's College Spot and cook weiners to our content. We haev always prided ourselves in our awesome weiner handling capabilities, and the fact that we produce probably 1/2-3/4 of all of the weiners sold on Hot Dog Day. This year was no different. Before the tickets went on sale our booth had 100+ dogs cooked and buns all set to go. We sold out of them within a half an hour, even though we had a constant stream of weiners coming off the grill. Our well coordinated efforts allowed us to ensure EVERY Patron could put a weiner in their mouth, with out much of a wait.
This year, We even made the Evening Tribune
But the history of the event was not lost on the Greek organizations that sold hot dogs to the masses on Main Street, along with various other foods, arts and crafts vendors.
“We cooked over 2,000 for sure. We had to go get more,” said Maria Terrigimo, a member of Psi Sigma Psi who helped man the grills. “It’s just great to be out here with friends.”
“We’ve been out here since 9 a.m.,” said Mu Theta member Mike Nuttle, adding the only thing getting him down “not so much, but it’s the heat.”
And of course, the fun didn't stop at the Hot Dog booth. All of us descended upon the bars and numerous house parties to have a fantastic evening full of drunken debauchery. Beer Pong, assorted hookups, and pitcher after pitcher of ice cold fantasticness.
So if you ever have the opportunity to attend a hot dog day, be sure to swing by the Mu Theta and Psi Sigma Psi Weiner Tent, and let us put our meat, in your mouth
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
So you want to marry your friends.
Early in my college career, fall 2005 as it would be, I began to realize that my faith as a Pastafarian could lead to some trouble down the road. If/When I choose to get married, how would I accommodate my pirate regalia, Barrels of Rum, and several lines of "ARG MATEY!" before I go and "plunder the booty" of the honey moon.
Well I did some research and found a way that I myself could become an ordained minister. Now, while I could not marry myself, I would be able to perform legal marriages in the state of New York *As well as several other states/counties/countries.*
Seeing as I am always one to go against the main stream religion, I grabbed my mouse and clicked away to the http://www.themonastery.org/ where I found I could become legally ordained 100% FREE! I just had to make sure I abide by all applicable governing laws, as well as these following rules.
The Universal Life Church | ULC is the only denomination in the world that opens its doors to all, and welcomes all who ask to Become an Ordained Minister. We are non-denominational. We support a full spectrum interfaith ministry. Over 20 million ministers have been ordained online throughout the world. We make no religious hurdles, no hoops to jump through, no tests of loyalty, no rings to kiss and no fees to pay. The Universal Life Church represents freedom, and to have freedom you can not make demands upon individuals. In the Universal Life Church Monastery everyone is equal - the same level of greatness is enjoyed by all. We will be your personal minister/consulate and advisor, with your consent at no charge to you. We ordain all who ask and welcome you to the Universal Life Church Monastery Ministries.
So basically, as long as I didn't discriminate against individuals for their beliefs, i was pretty much set! FABULOUS, since that is one of my main reasons for disliking organized religion. I signed up to receive my ordination certificate and it came a short time later.
Although I from time to time would mention my ordination, or would write letters as "Reverend Patrick Bernard Whelehan III" it went long unused, and ended up in the back of a folder in a closet. That is until my Fraternity brother and good friend "Petey Pop" was in need.
A little over a year ago, he managed to impregnate his girlfriend, and they were recently blessed with a little poop machine to call their own. Everything was going great for them, and they were working on becoming married in the future when everything with school, jobs, and having the baby began to settle down. Sadly the county of Allegheny in NY happens to have some pretty out their rules regarding children. It seems that if you excrete a baby out of wedlock, the Father is required by the state to pay child support. Thats cool right?
Well in Pete's case it most certainly wasn't. He and his Girlfriend had been living together for over a year, shared expenses, and when the baby came Pete was there to support. However Allegheny county didn't see it that way. If his support wasn't funneled through their hands *And $50+ removed each transaction for their "fees"* He was doing it wrong. Apparently wrong to the sum of several thousand dollars.
Pete was left with 2 options. Pay up all the money at once, or go to jail. Thats where I came in. Just a week or 2 ago they came to my house early in the morning to get married. It was a quick quaint service, with half sleeping witness's, but everyone was there and it was still a joyous occasion. Even the poop machine *who managed not to poop* was enjoying the wedding.
Earlier this week I got the call that the wedding was a success, they had the marriage certificate, and were happily set. Although they will do a more formal event in the future for the families and friends, this quick yet legal ceremony allowed them to keep living life, and to raise their beautiful child.
If you are interested in becoming ordained, I encourage you to check it out, and see what hoops you may have to jump through in your state or county. It is a great feeling to know you have made a couple happy.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Pud Light
Last night I was out at Acme Bar in Rochester with some of my fraternity brothers and sorority sisters and came across what I thought was a pretty clever sign.
The sign was originally for Bud Light, a pretty decent beer that has been known to give me gas, but someone managed to pull off a part of the sign and make it say "pud"
For those unfamiliar with the word Pud, it is often a slang word for a males genitalia.
For example "Hey, quit playing with your pud"
People often times will use 2 of the same lettered words to describe it.
"Playing with your Pud"
"pulling your pud"
"plow her with your pud"
Regardless of how you use your pud, it's best served light, less calories, and quite possibly better for you overall. Just be careful if you have any pud light with lime, I heard that it can leave a very dissatisfying taste in your mouth, and if you get any in your eyes, its all over.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Comics for filler
As you all know, when I am Bored or Lazy I do something to fill the space here on my blog. That's why I have some new comics for everyone!
If you take offense, grow up. These are Funny and may make you feel bad inside.
I know the comics are a little crude, but I had to shrink them to fit.
And my second comic
I will attempt to get a better update out for everyone to enjoy later this week. I have been busy installing a new bar in my basement. Everyone loves their alcohol and I am no different. *Takes another sip of vodka-aide *
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Peace
Thursday, April 2, 2009
How to Detect and Remove the Conficker or Downadup Worm from your Computer
For the last day I have been struggling with Removing the Conficker worm from computers at my place of employment. The worm is very clever which makes it harder to eliminate.
Symptoms
* Cannot run Windows Update
* Cannot Update Antivirus Software
* Cannot start up in Safe Mode
* Inability to view many websites
The worm keeps you from going to sites to try to get rid of it, and instead occasionally will redirect you to sites that Have more malicious files.
Checking for the worm
So, Do you have the worm? Lets check. Go to http://www.confickerworkinggroup.org/infection_test/cfeyechart.html In Internet Explorer.
If the page loads, your on to a good start. There are 6 images displayed on the page right at the top. If some of them load, yet others don't, you probably have a variant of the Conficker worm. If they all load successfully, you are most likely alright. It should look like the below picture if everything loaded correctly
Removal
So if you do have issues viewing the site, or Microsoft update, here is the EASIEST way to remove it.
If you have access to a second computer, Utilize that computer to download the two following files. First, download this file http://iv.cs.uni-bonn.de/uploads/media/conficker_mem_killer.exe
This file is a memory killer which will immediately kill the conficker worm if it is running. BEFORE RUNNING however, you must rename the file so it does not contain the word "conficker". You can easily toss a letter or 2 in the name to get it to work. Run the file. It will flash a command prompt quickly that should go through and terminate all running conficker process's.
Next
The next step is to download and run the fixdwndup tool from Symantec located here http://www.symantec.com/business/security_response/writeup.jsp?docid=2009-011316-0247-99 Once you have obtained it, run the program and it will find the infection and clean it. Immediately reboot your computer and perform a windows update, as well as update all anti-virus software you have, and run regular scans. During the time your computer was infected, you MAY have contracted other worms and virus's.
If you have ANY Questions, comments, or concerns, feel free to post below and I will answer them! Best of luck!
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Sunday, March 29, 2009
Cows are tools?
My Fraternity brother Twinkie and his Girlfriend Megan were down in the DC area and decided to do the whole "Lets visit a zoo" thing. Megan has a bit of an issue taking a hell of a lot of pictures but she managed to get one good one that I had to steal from her. Well, it isn't really stealing, it's more of a "borrowing" thing, since she knows about it.
Now, I don't know about you guys, but I was pretty sure that Cows aren't tools.
THIS, Is a tool (better yet, a whole assortment of tools)
I can't believe kids actually dress like that, fake and bake, and think they look cool.
No, I can't believe that there are girls skanky and dumb enough to sleep with those guys.
No, no, I can believe it, People are stupid.
Thanks to google for the Tool picture. I don't associate with those individuals so I don't have my own actual tool pic.
If you have gotten this far and your lost, you obviously don't know what a "tool" is.
Taken from Urban Dictionary
tool
Someone who tries too hard to fit in with everyone else.
Someone who can't think for themselves.
A fake person. Someone does things to impress people.
A person who wears only "branded" or "labelled" clothing and thinks that it makes them cooler than others.
A person who tries hard to impress other people
Someone who wears two brightly colored collared shirts at the same time and pops both of their collars.
In extreme cases, the tool looks like a Vampire (Count Chocula).
Someone who takes a picture of you on their camera phone when you're copying homework in lunch and threatens to show it to your teacher is a tool. No one likes the tool and everyone talks behind his back.
And of course, for reference, Here is a picture of count Chocula, one of the coolest cereal mascotts ever.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
First Cashcrate check in the mail!
Yesterday I received my first ever CashCrate check in the mail! I was so excited, but I had already made a blog post about penny appetizers and $1 entrees at TGI Fridays that I had to wait until today to post it. I went on into the bank and cashed it SWEET!
Sweet right! Well the way to do Cash Crate is ever so easy. ALL YOU DO is fill out 100% FREE Surveys and offers, you never have to enter a credit card, buy anything, sell anything or call ANYONE, and they send you checks in the mail!
This month I am already up to $63 and am moving even further along! I can't wait to get that check! My goal is to double my money each month as I learn more tricks and tips on how to do it.
If you click the check and sign up under me, I will offer you all the tips that I know, since, If you make $1, I get 25 cents TOO!!! and for each person that you get underneath of you that makes money, you get 20% of theirs! *once you get 50 people you get 25%!"
It's so easy, I can't believe more people don't do it!
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Monday, March 23, 2009
Penny appetizers and $1 entrees at TGIFRIDAYS!!!
Anyone that knows me well knows I am cheap. How cheap? I spent 1 straight week at work eating nothing but 100% FREE food for lunch. Thats how cheap.
Today I stumbled across an amazing deal for individuals that enjoy TGIFridays or would like to try it.
INSTEAD OF CLICKING THE LINK TO GO TO IT AND PRINT, YOU NEED TO RIGHT CLICK AND EITHER SAVE IMAGE AS, OR, IF YOUR BROWSER LETS YOU, PRINT IT.
Check it out man, It is totally worth it.
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Monday, March 16, 2009
FREE Chips and Drink from Quiznos!!
A little while ago Quiznos gave away some Free subs to the 1st million people that ordered them!
Well, they are back at it by giving away 1million chips and drinks *with the purchase of a sub*
So you get a whole lunch for $5, and their subs aren't bad!!
Click here to sign up for your sub
You can only do 1 per person, but it is definitely worth it! Check it out!
Monday, March 9, 2009
kicked in the nuts round 2
Well, years and years and years ago *about 4 and a half* I was at a party at Alfred, and well, ends up im an idiot, get kicked in the balls. Yes, it is on youtube.
Well, my boss *The guy that egged on the first kicking* was partying with us saturday and egged on round 2.
Needless to say, I need to figure a way out NOT to get kicked in the crotch
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
The Flying Spaghetti Monster
I have been a Pastafarian for well over 5 years now, and I just realized I didn't have anything to symbolize my love for our noodly master. So, I decided to get to it, and using some rubber bands, Brown pipe cleaners, googley eyes, bottle caps, and glueing 2 of my fingers together Tada!
I had made my very own homage to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
In case you are TOTALLY lost, www.venganza.org This site should help you out.
I sure can't wait for that afterlife with a Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory
Saturday, February 21, 2009
First $20 on cashcrate
so I actually finally got to my first $20 on cashcrate! Hoorah!
It's pretty cool and I can't wait for the check to come aroudn the 15th of march *same time my refund comes* and I can actually make even more money now that I learned the trick to it. Hoorah!
If your interested check the link http://cashcrate.com/1101677
I will start updating with "fun stuff" again probably tomorow.
Friday, February 20, 2009
funny captcha
So all the time i am on the interweb submitting stuff for people to see and all teh time I have to submit captchas. Whats a captcha? It's one of those funny looking boxes that makes you enter in soem randomly generated word/number to try to make sure your not a robot. Pretty cool, it keeps down on the spam.
Whats not cool is when you get some really messed up ones, Like this.
Honestly, WTF! Why !!
I did not want to see that, but, shit happens right
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Free buy one get one dinners!
Ok, Anyone that knows me knows I like Free stuff. And who wouldn't? I have gotten free samples of almost anything you can think of. Shirts, hats, condoms, tampons, soap, women razors. You name it, I probably have received it.
But this one, This one is pretty sweet. Not as good as the free dennys grand slam *100%free* but pretty darn close.
http://static.dealspl.us/images/coupon/1233334089_9165.jpg
That link is a link to a Buy one get one FREE TGIF coupon. A decent restaurant, with decent food. BUT it expires by march 1st, so you HAVE TO USE IT SOON!
So go out, Eat some, and comment on your experience. Or pass my blog link around to friends that eat there.
Monday, February 16, 2009
Cash crate visitors
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OR CLICK HERE!
CLICK HERE TO BE TAKEN TO A PICTURE OF THE CHECK I JUST GOT!!!
So as you all see by a post 2-3 below this one, I started using this service called "cash Crate". Basically I make money by doing surveys, filling out forms, and signing up for newsletters.
Well I am up to $46 now, after less than a week at it. and I finally had someone actually click the link from my blog! FANTASTIC! *UPDATE* I have made another $33 in march, only during lunch breaks at work! that's only 4 hours!
*UPDATE* Scratch the $33, I have made $48 in march! ALSO! my $46 check from February was mailed out 2 days ago. I will be posting the picture as soon as it arrives!
It's so simple! I think most people don't read the little message I send them, or contact me to get tips and tricks. It's not hard for them to get started at this.
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Sunday, February 15, 2009
Comics comics comics!
Here are a few more of my better comics. Too busy to post a real post. I am about to go out for my birthday!
Tada! Hope they don't too horribly offend anyone. They are comics as you know.
Friday, February 13, 2009
fun videos!
back a while ago in college my roomate yoghurt and I used to dub over xmen video's to make them a bit more interesting. It was much like the GI joe video's that are HYSTERICAL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ-ckU_D1fg However, We didnt have good equipment to do the stuff with, so we had to make craptastic ones. But anywho, here is one, and I will post more later. Check it out!
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Sorry about the banners
Sorry to everyone about the new banner add on the side.
I know I know, Banner ads suck, and I agree, I tend to block 90% of them. However this banner actually could potentially make me money, where as the google adsense banners, well, lol.
Basically the deal is, for each person that clicks it, signs up, and fills out just their name, I get 20 cents. The more they do they more I make. by them signing up for any of the actual services (the not free ones that are 100% optional) I can make $$ :-D Now ya, I probably will only get 1 person to click it in a whole year, but if that 1 person actually uses the system well (Like I am, Im at $5, and spent maybe 10 minutes of free time and no money) then I will actually start making money.
This is about the only legit scheme I have come across where people, and LOTS of people actually receive money!!
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Cat tongue
Getting ready to cook soup, my brother looking through our recipe book found this.
Yum, cat tongues
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Santorum, and the hilarity that ensues.
Some of you may know the word Santorum. Yes, it describes a former senator froM Pennsylvania. Nope? you don't know him? He was the one that said that a right to privacy doesn't exist if your gay, and anything of a homosexual manor is sodomy, downright sodomy and can be punished under the law as such. He then went on to say that priests and such that were accused and convicted of molesting little kids, shouldn't be held to any worse regard than a regular consenting adult homosexual couple. Because, we all know touching little kids under the guise of being "holy" is ok.
Still don't remember him?
Remember Dan Savage? comedian in america
Nope, well probably not, He isn't a really great comedian, except for one HYSTERICAL thing.
You see, Dan savage wrote a sex column for a newspaper and asked his readers to write in a new definition for the word santorum. something that would befit such a "loving" and "respectful" character ans Rick. And boy did they pull through.
"that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."
Ya, that's right. He is now associated with that disgusting leftover drip effect, the same thing that dripped down and entered Dorothy Bush to create GW... Ya.
So how great does that make you feel. Knowing every night that someone, somewhere is mocking your name, because you were an asshole. I bet he cries at night knowing that, and his wife probably gets harassed everywhere she goes. Although he's that kind of republican that probably beats her to keep her pie-cooking baby making mouth shut.
So go have your self a nice tall glass of santorum.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
The boy in the striped pajamas
I am not really one for Drama movies, or crap like that. It is always too feminine for me. However since this one was about nazi's and war and stuff I figured it would be pretty good.
Now, with out ruining the movie, Holy crap, FANTASTIC! I could see the end coming from about 20 minutes away, but I think that's the point. It gave a real glimpse into what begin a German boy in Nazi Germany was like. When your too young to think for yourself, and knowing that "The motherland" is the only thing that is good and right.
I would definitely been content paying to go see this movie in a theater. Feel free to read more about it at IMDB, the data base with SOO much info on every movie.
After watching it, I am going to be severely disappointed if Valkyrie is not at better or at least even. They hyped the crap out of that movie and if it sucks, I will be PISSED!
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
How virus's are often like the Vietcong
So I had a pretty annoying virus problem today. Virtumonde decided to install itself all over a computer I was working on. Spybot SD only could remove parts of it. Symantics virtumonde remover couldn't do it, And neither could another program specifically designed to take out virtumonde.
It's a lot like the Vietcong. You see, we first thought "lets fight this like we fight the rest" We dropped some bombs, sent in the troops, and for some reason, although we killed 15 Cong, 9 more identical looking bastards would re-appear after boot up, and then another 7" Just like the initial spybot scan.
SO then we equip ourselves with better weapons. (symantec, specific programs, in safe mode) And all hell breaks loose. Not only are they appearing faster, but with even more fury.
So, In an all ditch effort what do we do? Carpet bomb, Agent orange, NAPALM!!! Launching every program you can to get rid of them, Safemode, Hijack this, Autoruns, malware bytes, just all of it.
But in the end, Just like Vietnam, you realize that your fucked. No matter what you do, its just getting worse. Wait, No, this is a computer. Instead of withdrawing in defeat, never to mention it again, "yes, i would like to boot to this windows XP CD and reformat"
Take that Virtumonde!
Sunday, February 1, 2009
The superbowl is upon us.
We all know the Superbowl is probably the biggest anticipated sports game in America. Bigger than the Olympics, Bigger than March Madness. Hell, it does have the word Super in it. But what makes it so special? Why are people always so intrigued by it?
The Commercials
Now, yes, some people do actually watch the game. There are the die hard fans that are in the parking lot in Tampa now, painted some ridiculous color, and incredibly intoxicated. Most of the rest of us though are sitting at home, with a few friends, a couple 30 racks, and all the dips and chips you can imagine. But, while we watch the game, yelling over every pass, missed tackle, and interception, we are really only looking forward to one thing. Those commercials.
But now we don't have to! Thanks to the interweb we can all view those amazing comercials before they even make it onto tv! Like this one!
Career Builder Whats better than a grown man crying? punching a small animal in the face. Yep, Thats the clincher. Theres no reason not to. I laughed my balls off when I saw this one, and there are thousands others. some are excellent. Some are just horrible. None will ever live up to the amazing 7up comercials of the past 7 up That was by far one of the greatest commercials ever created and played.
Now that your aware of this unknown fact. That you can watch the commercials before, after, or during the Superbowl, with out having to actually watch steroid abusing individuals fondle each other over a ball, are you going to start looking? I sure as hell hope so. Enjoy, and please, drink responsibly. lol.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Some stumblers just aren't good stumblers
After having a blog for 3 months I have noticed there are several kinds of stumblers.
there's the "I click through till i see a picture" stumblers. These people apparently never saw the photos option on their toolbar.
Next is the "I liked your page, but instead of clicking on your other pages, I am just going to stumble again, and if I arrive at another of your pages, cool". Yes, I am sometimes guilty of this, But many times if something excites me, I stumble through their other stuff hoping that it too is as exciting. If it isn't, ehh. But if it is :-D
there's the "Its a blog, instant click off" stumblers. Understandable, a lot of blogs are boring, annoying, or just plain full of dumb information.
Next is the "I have never clicked thumbs up or thumbs down" stumbler. These people are the worst. Not only are they not rating sites for others to view, but they are basically looking through content that some individuals not all, a good deal of people just steal others contentput time and energy into creating, and giving them no feedback.
Lastly, is the "wow, I like that, I am going to re post it on my site" stumbler. These are the absolute worst. How can you live with yourself knowing you are just steeling other peoples information! Seriously!
Sure I feel like a bit of a stalker. I use the wonderful Feedjit site to see how people get to my site, and how they leave. And man, 95% of people stumble one post, and then stumble away. No ratings, not anything. Just "meh"
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
5 Reasons Jury duty is a waste of time.
We all have gotten those summons in the mail. and all of us have had to actually go and sit through it. Here are the 5 biggest reasons (although there are about 200 others) that this process sucks.
5- They don't reimburse you for parking. Sure, in the great state of New York, they give you $40 a day (thats about $5 an hour) to come and be a juror (or prospective juror) What they don't tell you is that parking is $7.25, if you park under the court house (and if you take your car for lunch, its another $7.25 when you return) or $7.00 if you want to walk a mile in the cold. That eats your $40 down to $33 real quick.
4- Their constant re-insurance that "We are working to make the wait time shorter". Really? First they said you have to be there at 8:15 *THROUGH* security, and seated. Arriving at 7:30 seemed fair. Nope, the security was so far backed up I got through JUST at 8:14, and there were still 200 people left. some of the people I talked to had been waiting there since 7am. Then, they say "your judge will start jury selection at 9:00. Cool, so If I wait till 9am, i get to move around some out of these uncomfortable chairs, and maybe selected. NOPE. 9:45 when my judge finally calls for jurors to start. The other 400 people still hadn't heard from theirs. Finally each "1 hour" or "15 minute break" was an understatement. Every break was 30-45minutes longer than allotted for. If I had known that I would have walked to the bar and gotten a few drinks!
3- Repetition repetition repetition. I understand that you have to be thorough when picking a juror, It makes sense. You don't want some biased asshole sitting on your jury. But do you have to repeat the exact same scenario, to each freakign person, asking them all the exact same question, that, after they saw the first person get booted off for an answer, all promptly copied?
2- The order they go in. Once they explained to us how long the trial was expected to take (a week and 2 days), they then started selecting potentials 1 by 1, and would ask them if they knew any reason they couldn't serve. Well about 30 people got taken out, through the course of 8 hours (they didn't do this to everyone at the person, they did it until they had 21 people at a time, then would stop). This mean the poor pregnant chick, due any day, had to wait 5 hours before she could tell the judge she couldn't serve. The guy that spoke no English had to wait 3 hours before he could tell the judge. And the chick who had been assaulted with a gun (we were doing a murder trial) had to wait 7 hours. Seriously?
1- Not being asked a god damn question. Out of the 100 people I went into the court room with. All but 6 of us got called up as potential jurors. I got stuck waiting, doing NOTHING for 8 hours. No cell phone, no laptop, no book. Just sitting and listening. I felt like I was watching the worst possible part of C-span. you know where the guy reads the dictionary for 8 hours straight? THATS WHAT IT FELT LIKE!
Way to fail NY jury system. Way to fail.
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Sunday, January 25, 2009
Fat witch brownies
tasty little morsels. our dear friend Eli sent us these cool little treats that have a clever name to them
yum!
Thursday, January 22, 2009
2 more comics
2 more since I am too busy to post something more interesting
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Wednesday, January 21, 2009
First linux user
So my blog, of its close to 3000 views, received its first ever linux viewer! while only staying for roughly 7 seconds it was pretty amazing!
I also received a user for a very very strange reason, as shown in the below picture.
Someone is either a pervert, or really had thought that doing that might be good.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Monday, January 19, 2009
Web comics part duex!
Here are some more webcomics of mine. I am pretty busy on this martin luther king day so I can't actually come up with anything more clever.
Tada!! horrible horrible horrible
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