My Fraternity brother Twinkie and his Girlfriend Megan were down in the DC area and decided to do the whole "Lets visit a zoo" thing. Megan has a bit of an issue taking a hell of a lot of pictures but she managed to get one good one that I had to steal from her. Well, it isn't really stealing, it's more of a "borrowing" thing, since she knows about it.
Now, I don't know about you guys, but I was pretty sure that Cows aren't tools.
THIS, Is a tool (better yet, a whole assortment of tools)
I can't believe kids actually dress like that, fake and bake, and think they look cool.
No, I can't believe that there are girls skanky and dumb enough to sleep with those guys.
No, no, I can believe it, People are stupid.
Thanks to google for the Tool picture. I don't associate with those individuals so I don't have my own actual tool pic.
If you have gotten this far and your lost, you obviously don't know what a "tool" is.
Taken from Urban Dictionary
tool
Someone who tries too hard to fit in with everyone else.
Someone who can't think for themselves.
A fake person. Someone does things to impress people.
A person who wears only "branded" or "labelled" clothing and thinks that it makes them cooler than others.
A person who tries hard to impress other people
Someone who wears two brightly colored collared shirts at the same time and pops both of their collars.
In extreme cases, the tool looks like a Vampire (Count Chocula).
Someone who takes a picture of you on their camera phone when you're copying homework in lunch and threatens to show it to your teacher is a tool. No one likes the tool and everyone talks behind his back.
And of course, for reference, Here is a picture of count Chocula, one of the coolest cereal mascotts ever.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Cows are tools?
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
First Cashcrate check in the mail!
Yesterday I received my first ever CashCrate check in the mail! I was so excited, but I had already made a blog post about penny appetizers and $1 entrees at TGI Fridays that I had to wait until today to post it. I went on into the bank and cashed it SWEET!
Sweet right! Well the way to do Cash Crate is ever so easy. ALL YOU DO is fill out 100% FREE Surveys and offers, you never have to enter a credit card, buy anything, sell anything or call ANYONE, and they send you checks in the mail!
This month I am already up to $63 and am moving even further along! I can't wait to get that check! My goal is to double my money each month as I learn more tricks and tips on how to do it.
If you click the check and sign up under me, I will offer you all the tips that I know, since, If you make $1, I get 25 cents TOO!!! and for each person that you get underneath of you that makes money, you get 20% of theirs! *once you get 50 people you get 25%!"
It's so easy, I can't believe more people don't do it!
So click the check, OR CLICK HERE and find out how you too can make fast easy free money online with out ever spending a dime!
As always if you have ANY questions or anything, leave a comment, or email me!
Monday, March 23, 2009
Penny appetizers and $1 entrees at TGIFRIDAYS!!!
Anyone that knows me well knows I am cheap. How cheap? I spent 1 straight week at work eating nothing but 100% FREE food for lunch. Thats how cheap.
Today I stumbled across an amazing deal for individuals that enjoy TGIFridays or would like to try it.
INSTEAD OF CLICKING THE LINK TO GO TO IT AND PRINT, YOU NEED TO RIGHT CLICK AND EITHER SAVE IMAGE AS, OR, IF YOUR BROWSER LETS YOU, PRINT IT.
Check it out man, It is totally worth it.
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Monday, March 16, 2009
FREE Chips and Drink from Quiznos!!
A little while ago Quiznos gave away some Free subs to the 1st million people that ordered them!
Well, they are back at it by giving away 1million chips and drinks *with the purchase of a sub*
So you get a whole lunch for $5, and their subs aren't bad!!
Click here to sign up for your sub
You can only do 1 per person, but it is definitely worth it! Check it out!
Monday, March 9, 2009
kicked in the nuts round 2
Well, years and years and years ago *about 4 and a half* I was at a party at Alfred, and well, ends up im an idiot, get kicked in the balls. Yes, it is on youtube.
Well, my boss *The guy that egged on the first kicking* was partying with us saturday and egged on round 2.
Needless to say, I need to figure a way out NOT to get kicked in the crotch
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
The Flying Spaghetti Monster
I have been a Pastafarian for well over 5 years now, and I just realized I didn't have anything to symbolize my love for our noodly master. So, I decided to get to it, and using some rubber bands, Brown pipe cleaners, googley eyes, bottle caps, and glueing 2 of my fingers together Tada!
I had made my very own homage to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
In case you are TOTALLY lost, www.venganza.org This site should help you out.
I sure can't wait for that afterlife with a Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory
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